Holy Shit I'm Having a Flashback

Everyone here deserves one of these guys, right here in my hand, pointing straight up to G-O-D..

This little guy easily wins the cutest competition (sorry Clara, sorry Alex... try more fur next time)

My hat goes off to you, Ben. I will miss run, bike, swim. Mostly run. Naah... mostly swim!

What a smile, guy! (You've probably just noticed something erotic happening in the backseat between Becky and Karin...)

Karin, this is how I shall remember you--not this shot of you recoiling, but the fact that you were pantsless. My backseat can't stop talking about it

Becky, why won't you just fit in my pocket already and let me carry you to places unknown, stars unseen-- you know, where sun don't shine, etc....

Beaming with that Pre-ICYPAA glow

The girls wearing adult diapers on their heads... ahh Scavenger Hunts...

This is why David must wear a hair-piece; else his halo inundateth thee

Caught you basking in the cellphone mirror.... you fuckers are so cute!

Rachael, at her most gestureous

Hey, look who's not awkward... yep-- just stretching out my biceps on this here railing..

I could very nearly drown ... in the deep blue of your shirts, in the radiant blue of your eyes...

Who's this, Smiley Cyrus over here??

SAM'S Club: for the Sanctimonious Arrogant Misanthropes..

David's social anxiety forces him into a corner, where he pretends to know how to read

This party really should have been sans pants.. would have made for better picture, better chance of orgy..

Peggy proves that she can outwit my newfangled camera's 'red-eye redux' and 'anti-blink protection'. Touchè, my dear. Douchè...

A piece of advice, fellas. Tell the lady you need a publicity shot of a pretty dame kissing your cheekbone good and hard

That's right, just put a little frosting on my cake...

When the lady has leaned in to make her move, spin and place most of her head in your mouth.

When kissing a fella, be sure to close your eyes to avoid laughter or vomiting. A rookie mistake: Chris can't stop laughing as the lips close in

Open your mouth when smiling, to create a sense of movement, of laughter... of danger

Real funny huh, til you find gluten in your salad!!!